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Post by Rolly on May 18, 2006 9:02:47 GMT -5
Yeah, you got it, hehe. List the top five bad smells. What I can think of right now must be...
1. A moist fart in a crowded concert 2. An elderly woman sprinkled in lots of perfume mixed with strong tobaccosmoke. 3. The smell of your buddies two old days working-socks under the table. 4. Entering an elevator after a very fat man have been there with strong sweat close to urin smell. 5. A kid that hasn't taken a shower the whole week
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Post by Copelasmatron on May 18, 2006 10:29:54 GMT -5
The smell in a pub that is full of "dead" beers. Like when it has emptied suddenly just before a football match and there are loads of old beers lying around. I almost vomited last week cos of this.
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Post by MultipleMike on May 19, 2006 21:26:39 GMT -5
5-The smell your friend leaves when she pukes on your bedsheets. 4-Ever piss on a campfire? 3-Rotten Brocolli 2-Several years ago, someone accidentally hit a dog with their car. It ended up in the ditch. This was mid summer in the seering heat. Nobody found it for a couple of days, apparently. Terrible! 1-Tom. (Former neighbour of mine)
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Post by Copelasmatron on May 20, 2006 5:22:08 GMT -5
Bloke at work has breath that smells like shit.
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Post by Goddess of Thunder on May 20, 2006 7:34:46 GMT -5
1. cat litter box 2. corn on the cob left in the garbage overnight 3. pechuli oil (spelling) 4. dead skunk 5. land fill dump well this is a fine topic, I tried to stay away from the fart smells I guess that is a guy thing I guess I should explain number 2 hahaha, I love corn on the cob but if you leave the cob in your garbage overnight be prepared it will stink up the whole kitchen
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Post by Copelasmatron on May 20, 2006 21:15:48 GMT -5
I tried to stay away from the fart smells I guess that is a guy thing You saying you never smelled a good boff Tracey?
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Post by MultipleMike on May 20, 2006 22:37:01 GMT -5
Somebody thinks their shit doesn't stink...
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Post by Goddess of Thunder on May 21, 2006 19:18:00 GMT -5
no we ladies just prefer not to discuss it ;D
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cormws
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Post by cormws on Sept 9, 2006 17:27:05 GMT -5
1.) Ketsup 2.) Mustard 3.) Mayo 4.) Eggs 5.) Vomit
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Post by Legion on Sept 12, 2006 7:22:53 GMT -5
And a welcome to Cormws ;D
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Post by lardomatic on Mar 1, 2015 17:20:47 GMT -5
Hahaha, if ever a particular thread needed reviving it's this one LOL
Mine would be:
A fart when you have a really bad hangover Cigarette smoke when you have said really bad hangover Stale vomit from the night before when you have a really bad hangover Spilt beer from the night before when you have that hangover Fresh dog shit (especially if you have a really bad hangover)
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Post by rick on Mar 18, 2015 6:32:27 GMT -5
Hahaha, if ever a particular thread needed reviving it's this one LOL Mine would be: A fart when you have a really bad hangover Cigarette smoke when you have said really bad hangover Stale vomit from the night before when you have a really bad hangover Spilt beer from the night before when you have that hangover Fresh dog shit (especially if you have a really bad hangover) hhmmmm i'm sure that there's a theme here ............ ........................................................................ no, no dont tell me!! eeerrrmmm is it sundays?
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MHB3133
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Post by MHB3133 on Mar 19, 2015 16:08:43 GMT -5
-Your hand after you have scratch your asshole
-Your hand after you have wipe your ass without paper
-Your hand after you have tryed to block your vomit
-Your dogs breath after eating shit or licking own ass
-Not to mention the dog will lick your face afterwards
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borntobooze
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Post by borntobooze on Mar 19, 2015 18:01:52 GMT -5
hahahaha this thread smells, man!
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