DUNK
Lawn Killing Metal God
you can"t dance to this it will fuck yer legs up . MHB1798
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Post by DUNK on Oct 15, 2003 16:24:48 GMT -5
Whilst being a total jammy bastard on friday 10/10/03 in Glasgow, I was privy to a conversation between Mikkey Dee and Philip Campbell. It all revolves around the meeting of FANS while on the road. And here"s the question WHAT DOES MIKKEY HATE DOING WHEN MEETING FANS(Not so much at the start of the tour, but after about 3..4 gigs in)AND IF HE"S NOT CAREFULL IT COULD STOP THE TOUR. HE HAS TO KEEP DOING SOME THING THAT WE ALL DO TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT HE HAS TO DO IT LOADS AND LOADS. IT"S BEEN KNOWN THAT I DO THIS "THING" 5..6 TIMES A DAY TOO. GO ON TAKE THE PISS DO AS YOU WILL.MAKE ME LAUGH, BUT CAN YOU GUESS THE RIGHT ANSWER!!!!  |
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Post by MultipleMike on Oct 15, 2003 17:31:05 GMT -5
Farting? Or, going for a big dump! That's all I can think of...
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Post by Legion on Oct 16, 2003 11:59:20 GMT -5
Watching porn?
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DUNK
Lawn Killing Metal God
you can"t dance to this it will fuck yer legs up . MHB1798
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Post by DUNK on Oct 16, 2003 12:04:22 GMT -5
MANTIS OLE CHUM WRONG I"M AFFRAID Has a gig been canceled due to a bout of farting by fans or indeed one of the bands members...I know not  Taking a dump 3 times a day!..My my my what have you been eating  And if I had to take 6 shits a day i think I would TRY to make a visit to the local practitioner for A. A cork or B. Medication of some sorts. WRONG, BUT YOU HAVE THE SAME GUTTER MIND AS I ;D |
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DUNK
Lawn Killing Metal God
you can"t dance to this it will fuck yer legs up . MHB1798
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Post by DUNK on Oct 16, 2003 12:14:08 GMT -5
ARR RICCARDO MORE GUTTER THOUGHTS, I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD. At Wolverhampton on Sunday afternoon I gave Phil a really REALLY good porno mag, His eyes lit up like a child on xmas morning bless him.
I left a message on the back page "Thanks for some great shows" DUNK WOLVERHAMPTON "p.s. DON"T WANK TOO MUCH. ;D
BACK TO THE TRIVIA
Has a gig been stopped because both fan and band member have been pulling there puddings together.Shock horror probe, Let"s not go there....please
NO NOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH PORN.....SADLY
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Post by Legion on Oct 16, 2003 12:15:07 GMT -5
Wait... Mikkey... stop the tour... something to do with the arms... shaking hands? Arm wrestling?
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Post by Juggernaut on Oct 16, 2003 12:18:45 GMT -5
Drinking
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DUNK
Lawn Killing Metal God
you can"t dance to this it will fuck yer legs up . MHB1798
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Post by DUNK on Oct 16, 2003 12:30:30 GMT -5
WELL DONE OLE BEAN SHAKING HANDS IS THE ANSWER....BECAUSE After about 3..4 gigs Mikkeys hands a all blistered, After shaking hands with god knows who,Who has been doing god knows what,Mikkey has to keep washing his hands as infected blisters could bring the tour to a stop. I have to wash my hands 5 or six times a day because I"m a plumber and it ain"t good eating you sandwiches just after you"v changed a toilet covered in 6 month old shite an you"v forgot to wash your mitts.I try not to bite my finger nails to. WELL DONE RICCARDO, YOUR PRIZE IS THE PORNO MAG I GAVE TO PHIL. THAT"S IF THE PAGES ARE NOT ALL STUCK TOGETHER BY NOW . IT"S A LONLY LIFE ON THE ROAD YOU KNOW ;D |
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Post by Legion on Oct 16, 2003 12:36:36 GMT -5
Oh, wow, er, thanks man, er. Now where are my surgical gloves?
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Post by lutefisk on Oct 16, 2003 14:18:03 GMT -5
<snip>I gave Phil a really REALLY good porno mag, What constitues REALLY good porn? Just curious. Porn's a waste if there's no penetration shown y'know. |
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DUNK
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you can"t dance to this it will fuck yer legs up . MHB1798
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Post by DUNK on Oct 16, 2003 15:31:48 GMT -5
I"LL GIVE YOU A CLUE TO IT"S CONTENCE. D.V.D.A, abbrev. The holy grail of bongo mags/video acts. Presumably involving four supple men and one very uncomfortable young lady NUFF SED |
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Post by Copelasmatron on Oct 17, 2003 8:19:54 GMT -5
think we need to watch where this thread goes now.
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Post by Roadcrew on Oct 17, 2003 11:52:05 GMT -5
....Ought to become a pay-per-view...Make some lolly. Really, DUNK, contributing to the moral decline of a young, impressionable musician...What if he soils his bunk on the bus? ;D |
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Post by Legion on Oct 17, 2003 20:13:43 GMT -5
think we need to watch where this thread goes now. Exactly... don't make me use the electric goad mmm? |
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DUNK
Lawn Killing Metal God
you can"t dance to this it will fuck yer legs up . MHB1798
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Post by DUNK on Oct 19, 2003 12:32:00 GMT -5
AND THE CURTAIN COME DOWN ON YET ANOTHER CROCK OF SHITE ;D (Phew!) |
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